Me: *watching VH1 crazy 80s weekend*

Mum: why in the world are you watching that again?

Me: because…
Mum: because? please don’t tell me you’re waiting for duran duran again?
Me: err…no *lying as hell*

Mum: like that is even possible…don’t lie to me
Me: I’m not *I am*
Mum: oh, okay, you know what?
Me: what?

Mum: because…
Me: oh no, not again.
Mum: come on! say it!
Me: because you don’t need anybody…
Mum: ALL YOU NEED IS NOW
Me: you are embarassing me again and no one is even here

Mum: but the new CD is so good!
Me: of course it is
Mum: come on Vesna, turn on planet earth
Me: only if you won’t dance like simon
Mum: no I won’t trust me

(and guess what, she danced haha)
Me: okay then
(when the dancing part was over…)
Me: *watching VH1 again* aghh, noo, no, I want duran duran not rod stewart
Mum: ugh, it won’t happen!
Me: It will mum *going to the kitchen*
*background music: NO, NO, NOTORIOUS!*



Me: mum!! oh my god, oh my god! told you so! oh my god
Mum: why is it such a big deal? you can watch it on youtube
Me: no, It’s not the same. stop talking, I’m listening.
Mum: *starts dancing*

Me: but you can’t dance the New Romantic dance on notorious, It doesn’t fit!

Mum: oh yes I can p.s - Simon is prettiest
Me: oh no he’s not haha (of course he’s gorgeous but john…)

Mum: we won’t go here again…okay?
Me: yeah, sure
Mum: but Simon prettiest! *leaves the room*