Me: *watching VH1 crazy 80s weekend*

Mum: why in the world are you watching that again?

Me: because…

Mum: because? please don’t tell me you’re waiting for duran duran again?

Me: err…no *lying as hell*

Mum: like that is even possible…don’t lie to me

Me: I’m not *I am*

Mum: oh, okay, you know what?

Me: what?

Mum: because…

Me: oh no, not again.

Mum: come on! say it!

Me: because you don’t need anybody…

Mum: ALL YOU NEED IS NOW

Me: you are embarassing me again and no one is even here

Mum: but the new CD is so good!

Me: of course it is

Mum: come on Vesna, turn on planet earth

Me: only if you won’t dance like simon

Mum: no I won’t trust me

(and guess what, she danced haha)

Me: okay then

(when the dancing part was over…)

Me: *watching VH1 again* aghh, noo, no, I want duran duran not rod stewart

Mum: ugh, it won’t happen!

Me: It will mum *going to the kitchen*

*background music: NO, NO, NOTORIOUS!*

Me: mum!! oh my god, oh my god! told you so! oh my god

Mum: why is it such a big deal? you can watch it on youtube

Me: no, It’s not the same. stop talking, I’m listening.

Mum: *starts dancing*

Me: but you can’t dance the New Romantic dance on notorious, It doesn’t fit!

Mum: oh yes I can p.s - Simon is prettiest

Me: oh no he’s not haha (of course he’s gorgeous but john…)

Mum: we won’t go here again…okay?

Me: yeah, sure

Mum: but Simon prettiest! *leaves the room*